Hey brah!!!!!!!!! So I was at TJs the other day and I ran into Emily Haskell (Eddie's brother)!! Damn! It'd been years since I'd seen her! She was just a kid in them days, navigating the treacherous shores of teenage daydreams, when Cabeza Blanco told her that he had a crush on her and that he wanted to take her to Zumba!! In a sad coincidence, her dad was in the process of trading her mother in for a newer model!!! Gnarly! She was suitably horrified and traumatized!! So was I! Now, a decade or more later, she's got this sweet gig at the Doogster's favorite store!! Better yet: she gives me the wink, wink, nudge nudge and says, "You got to try this, Mr. Dugan!!" and she hands me a bottle of Incredisauce!!!! OMG: totally Ono!!!
